A bear goes to the drugstore:
- 50 condoms, please.
Two rabbits, standing in line behind him, were laughing their asses off. The bear sees them, turns around angry to the pharmacist and says:
- 52!

A couple, husband and wife, had a bad dog. So one day they decide to get rid of it. The husband gets into the car, drives a few blocks and then leaves the dog there. He comes back home and after a couple of hours surprise, the dog is at the door.
The second day the […]

John and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, when they were walking around near the hospital’s pool, John suddenly jumped into the water, swam to the bottom and stayed there. Mary quickly jumped to his rescue. Hearing about this heroic act, the chief nurse ordered that Mary was let go from […]

Two hunters were somewhere in a forest. Suddenly, one of them crashes to the ground, without breathing and with his eyes rolled over. The other one quickly takes out his cell phone and calls 911.
- My friend is dead, what should I do? he yells into the receiver.
The operator answers:
- Sir, please calm down […]

Sambata dimineata m-am trezit devreme, m-am imbracat in liniste, mi-am pregatit un pachet cu mancare pentru pranz, am luat cainele, am mers apoi tiptil pana in garaj si am atasat barca la Jeep si am pornit la drum. Spre disperarea mea, la iesire din garaj am observat ca afara era o vijelie de nedescris, ploaie […]