Two hunters were somewhere in a forest. Suddenly, one of them crashes to the ground, without breathing and with his eyes rolled over. The other one quickly takes out his cell phone and calls 911.
- My friend is dead, what should I do? he yells into the receiver.
The operator answers:
- Sir, please calm down [...]

Sambata dimineata m-am trezit devreme, m-am imbracat in liniste, mi-am pregatit un pachet cu mancare pentru pranz, am luat cainele, am mers apoi tiptil pana in garaj si am atasat barca la Jeep si am pornit la drum. Spre disperarea mea, la iesire din garaj am observat ca afara era o vijelie de nedescris, ploaie [...]