John and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, when they were walking around near the hospital’s pool, John suddenly jumped into the water, swam to the bottom and stayed there. Mary quickly jumped to his rescue. Hearing about this heroic act, the chief nurse ordered that Mary was let go from […]

Two hunters were somewhere in a forest. Suddenly, one of them crashes to the ground, without breathing and with his eyes rolled over. The other one quickly takes out his cell phone and calls 911.
- My friend is dead, what should I do? he yells into the receiver.
The operator answers:
- Sir, please calm down […]